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Humanity's Best Ass (Levi x Reader) [Semi-Crack]A/N: This story was inspired by this: https://www.wattpad.com/155263758-levi-x-reader-one-shots-and-lemons-humanity%27s
You were eating lunch with your fellow cadets, when all of the sudden, you hear the angry yelling of the one and only Captain Levi from across the Mess Hall.
"I swear to god, Shitty-glasses! If you don't leave me the hell alone, I will beat the shit out of you until you're not even recognizable anymore!"
There was awkward silence for a few seconds until Hanji got up from the table, and walked over to your table and sat down.
"Jeez...Humanity's Strongest Soldier? More like Humanity's Biggest Asshole," Hanji grumbled.
"Okay, all I heard was 'Humanity's Biggest Asshole,'" Connie said, leaning over the table to look at Hanji, who was sitting a few seats down from him. "What the hell are you talking about?"
"She didn't mean a literal asshole, Connie," Mikasa explained. "She just called him one, because he is one."
"Oh," Connie said awkwardly.
"I think I know who has humani